July 2011
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my cousin, on facebook chat: is finland next to norway?
me: the very northern bits are connected, but sweden is mostly in the middle. really sad about what happened there.
him: I just wanted to make sure you were safe
me: oh yeah, i'm fine..
him: because I heard about the outbreak and I know you're a vegetarian and I thought maybe you got sick
me: outbreak?
him: wasn't a vegtable [sic] infected?
me: oh I figured you meant the breaking news about the shootings of young people and a car bomb in Norway, not A STORY ABOUT BEANSPROUTS IN GERMANY THAT HAPPENED ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO OH MY GOD HOW ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID
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accidentally left the freezer door slightly open and now my host family’s large freezer reserves are half defrosted, and i’m mostly retarded and really fucking upset.
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things that are my favourite about walking home at night here:
watching the snails make the treacherous overnight journey across the bike path to the other side, with their lil’ slime trails
the hare I saw tonight
that no one even knew where I was, and if I died it would take a while for anyone to realize I was missing. I always feel like that situation, when I’m in it, should scare...
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you know what the best thing about the library is?
you know that feeling you get when you buy something new, because we live in such a pro materialistic culture?
and that good feeling you get when you buy something that was a really good deal?
free books that you get to take home with you = the best.
so I restocked on fiction today, borrowed Ralph Nader’s book on if the billionaires of...
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A pain stabbed my heart, as it did every time I saw a girl I loved who was going...
– Jack Kerouac (On the Road) (via creatingaquietmind)
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if you’re going to tell me to get out of your life (which, despite all that happened, is what it comes down to) it would be most kind if you could exit my dreams already. it’s actually getting out of hand. get out get out get out
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Come take a ride in my beautiful balloon, we’ll use the death ray to carve...
– Jeph Jacques’ Questionable Content
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I would quite like a gameboy micro because they’re so tiny, but for some reason people still want like 80 bucks for them on ebay. ridiculous.
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when relatives that only speak finnish visit for the weekend:
me = mute stupid foreign girl who smiles and nods a lot.
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